I read about this book before I read this book. Guggenheim's nephew, in a foreword to another Guggenheim tome, sympathised with our poor Peggy when the other more stuffy Guggenheims gave this name (Out Of Her Mind) to her
autobiography. I sympathised, too.
Darned stuffy Guggenheims, I thought, in not so many thought words. Turns out...
they were right.

Not about everything, of course. And perhaps I was misled. Misled by the misleading title -
Confessions of an Art Addict. I thought some of it may have been about
art. And some of it was about art. Just
not enough.
The second chapter, entitled 'Virginity', contains the first mention of 'sex.' I innocently thought it was a bit brave. All I knew of Peggy Guggenheim was that she had moved to Europe and become a bohemian, and was subsequently scorned by her affluent relations. Despite a substantially lesser income, she managed to amass an art collection that surpassed in many ways that of her uncle Solomon and his Baroness. Jackson Pollock emerged fully-formed from her head (read: gallery). She gave one-man shows to anyone she thought deserved them. Heroic. Insightful. Courageous. Independent. As long as she knew how to love she knew she'd stay alive. By the last line of the last chapter, however, I was furious.
How could such an important woman write a text simultaneously so extravagant and banal? Page after page I waited for the "enough about my numerous affairs and schoolgirl crushes, let's talk about the paintings," that would, I eventually found, never come. She had enough bad press (I know, because it's on the reading list) which she complains about. So why, Peggy? Why did you squander your memoirs?
I read on with the same energy that I have powering through gossip magazines at the dentist's because I could never justify buying them. Except this was dirty, dirty gossip about Samuel Beckett. Tanguy.
I was still ranting when I went to a friend's house to watch Walk The Line. There's that scene where that old woman confronts Reese Witherspoon as she's buying fishing tackle and tells her she's a disgrace for getting divorced. I realised I felt a bit like that old woman. It's not that I expected Guggenheim to talk about her faithful relationship to her husband(s). And I wasn't shocked by her 'impropriety' (maybe a bit - the sheer numbers are impressive). But I was surprised by the ratio of art-talk to sex-talk. And I guess that's my fault. In Confessions of an Art Addict I glossed the 'confessions.' Guggenheim was an art addict and she's got some things to confess. There are some parts that are genuinely off-putting (quotes forthcoming). I wanted a treatise on modern art theory, and what I got was the whole rest of this art collector's admittedly thrilling life.
So fair play, Peggy.
I suppose I can just look at the paintings myself, can't I?